I, Who Shakes Milk Tea, Are You Sending Me to Another World?

On the first day of time travel, the system asked me to use milk tea to save the world. Me: "... Is it too late for me to die now?" It's bound to a system that's even more deceptive than the boss – it lets me open a store, but I have to work hard to get the materials myself. So my daily routine became: I went to the sewer to catch slimes to make pearls, but was almost eaten by a slimy monster; I went to the elves to exchange for tea leaves, but ended up paying the bill with the lyrics of "Qili Xiang"; When milking, you have to tell jokes to the cows. If they are not funny, they will get kicked. After the elf princess finished drinking, Qing Leng's face fell apart: "What kind of witchcraft is this? Have another drink!" The dwarf blacksmith smashed his money bag: "This thing is more powerful than ale! Monthly subscription!" Even the cold magician who passed by asked me secretly: "Can you deliver it? The address of my laboratory is..." Later, things started to go wrong. The Kingdom War breaks out and the two armies confront each other. I pushed the milk tea cart to the front of the formation: "The second cup is half price, and you can exchange the enemy's head for membership points. The goddess of light incarnates and descends to earth to investigate the "abnormal happiness index". After drinking three cups of my milk tea, she said seriously: "You have stolen the power of happiness. " Me: "Then would you like to refill the glass? " She: "... Full sugar, add ice, and have another drink. " Now, I am the richest man in mainland China, I am the messenger of peace, and I am the favorite of the alien group. But I just want to give God the middle finger: "You send a social animal who only knows how to shake milk tea to save the world——" "You should install the takeout software for me first! ! ! "