Lao Fang's Story

When I was forty, my life completely collapsed. My business failed, I was heavily in debt, and my wife and children suffered along with me. Then I discovered - there was a monkey living inside me. The monkey said that he has been practicing for eight hundred years and has a magic pill in his body. He can teach me Taoism and keep me safe. As a result, he fell asleep as soon as he finished speaking. The current situation is: An old guy called a headhunter wants to dig out my secrets. His apprentice Xu Gu has beaten me until I vomited blood. Li Haixia, the headhunter's apprentice, is always helping me. There is also a dragon with the same face but two personalities. A cold and cold person said that he would protect me. An unruly and willful man told me to call me "Beautiful Master" with a stern look on his face. My wife asked me why I come home so late these days. I said, I am learning to cultivate immortality from Long. She believed it. Because the holes and plaster on the clothes really looked like moving bricks on a construction site.