Please Stop Worshiping! I'm Really Not Zhuge Liang

Sales Director Li Xiang wakes up dressed as a refugee from the Yellow Turban Rebellion. When he was about to starve to death, he saw three big men mysteriously burning incense in the peach garden. Guan Yu was steady while Zhang Fei was irritable. The man with big ears in the middle held his hand and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, I see you have amazing bones. Let's save the common people together!" Li Xiang:? ? Wait, I just want to make money! I wanted to win by hugging my thighs, but unexpectedly, modern marketing thinking became a dimensionality reduction attack. When Liu Bei was still talking about benevolence and righteousness, he had already given KPIs to the troops; when Zhang Fei was practicing his voice on Changban Slope, he silently handed over the loudspeaker; when Zhuge Liang was still waiting for the east wind to blow, he directly took out the blast furnace steelmaking technology! Cao Cao: It's not Liu Bei I'm afraid of, it's the mysterious fourth brother beside him! Sun Quan: He calls that thing "attracting investment"? Can you please stop coming to Soochow to recruit people? Zhuge Liang: My lord, I have a request. Can the four generals stop sending me those "996 blessings" PPTs?