Gods, Come to My Livestream and Do Something Wild!

Greetings, dear viewers! My name is Lu Kai, and I'm a top-tier star streamer. My viewers aren't human. They're gods! The mission isn't to sell products. It's to stay alive. If the tips aren't enough, they'll be holding my funeral tomorrow. But don't worry. I've already looped through this livestream of the Gods' Game three times. As for how many times I've come back from the dead... I've lost count. Probably just over three hundred~ I remember Hermes once asked if I was afraid of dying. I said I was, but I was even more afraid of having nothing to do! I once used a gift from Shub-Niggurath, the Mother Goddess of Cthulhu, to mate with a mantis. Then that damn bug chased me down three whole streets! The Mother Goddess nearly thought I was a goner. She advised me to embrace reproduction, raise children to support me in old age, and retire with honor. I don't think she's right. Do you think Cthulhu can support me in my old age? I know better! I'm not retiring because I love my job. The Gods' Livestream is my home, and I get along wonderfully with all my coworkers. We share our very hearts and souls. Sigh~ I'm just that dedicated to my work. So tune in to my channel, where a top-tier star of the gods goes live. Tonight, we'll have fun until we die!