My Wechat Friend Is Chongzhen

"Chen Xu, are you there?" "Borrow money to blackmail!" "Don't borrow money... If I said that I traveled to Chongzhen in the late Ming Dynasty, I would hang myself soon, would you believe it?" "Brother, I suggest you increase the dose of medicine!" "Wait a minute, let's have a video call..." Chen Xu: "... Damn! How can I help you?" "Can you send me a vehicle? The one that flies is the best!" "Is this okay? But I have no money!" "It's okay. I'll pass on some good things... Jingdezhen porcelain, gold and silver jewelry, precious medicinal materials, royal sword, dragon robe and crown. Do you want it? Yes, yes, and the imperial seal!" Chen Xu: "Okay, no problem, I will definitely help you get out of trouble and make a comeback! You don't have to worry here, I will take good care of your girlfriend..."