Some Unscientific DND

Ludwig squatted next to the body of the mud monster and carefully recorded: "Sample N-03, verification completed. Restraint plan: internal sustained release of lye. Battle losses: lye dart x1, milk of lime 300ml." His adventure began with an ever-growing notebook: "Assessment and Treatment Plans for Common Abnormal Threats (Volume 1)". In this world that runs on talent and legend, he believes in another set of laws: observation, hypothesis, experiment, and verification. While others chanted incantations, he wrote analysis of phenomena and repeatable guidelines. From decomposing slime monsters to preparing a "law disruptor" that silences mages, his path is clear and determined: Establish a quantifiable truth framework for this unscientific world. As for becoming a god? That's just a tenured teaching position and permanent experimental permissions that you get after the project is successfully completed.