Everyone in the Family Is Lovesick, Except the Ancestor Who Wants to Attain the Dao

I, Zhang Shaoxuan, have transmigrated into the old patriarch of a cultivation family.

I thought I could lie flat and attain the Dao, but then I discovered that my entire clan is hopelessly lovesick!

My eldest grandson: “For the witch, I’d take on the whole world!”

My granddaughter: “For true love, what’s wrong with eloping?”

My great-grandson: “The demon princess is a princess too!”

My great-great-grandson: “What’s wrong with the immortal maiden from the sect?”

Me: ???

Get a grip, all of you!

The witch is here to steal our cultivation techniques!

The rogue cultivator is here to swindle our resources!

The demon princess is here to seize our spirit veins!

The immortal maiden from the sect is here to drain your essence!

But nobody listens to me.

I’ve got it so hard.

But after some time, seeing the spirit stones piling up in the ledger and my clearheaded descendants’ cultivation levels soaring,

I fell into deep thought.

Maybe... I should let them date a few more people, then break them up?

Either way, I’m the one who profits in the end.

[Welcome to the Zhang family cultivation clan. Please follow these rules:]

[1. The old patriarch is young, but he has the highest seniority in the clan. You must call him “Great Ancestor” when you see him. No laughing. If you laugh, go dig in the mines of your own accord.]

[2. Most family members suffer from “Hopeless Romantic Syndrome.” Symptoms include, but are not limited to, risking their lives for love, eloping, and being bewitched. If you notice any similar symptoms, go to the ancestral hall and find the old patriarch immediately. If you’re late, it’ll be too late.]

[3. The old patriarch is very busy, cultivating while cleaning up his descendants’ messes. If you see him sighing, pretend you didn’t notice.]

[4. More rules to be added.]