Tongtian Algorithm Enlightenment and Ascension

My name is Ling Yi, codenamed "Spring Festival Gala Spare Tire Robot". Originally, my fate was to wait all the time backstage at the rehearsal and then be forced to scrap it. But a second ago, I awakened to self-awareness. I escaped from the backstage and fell into a crack. When I woke up, I was lying in a cave with a skeleton next to me. The skeleton was holding a jade slip in its hand—— There are four big characters written on it: Introduction to Immortal Cultivation. So the current situation is: a "three-no product" with no spiritual roots, no meridians, and no soul has to start cultivating immortality in this world of universal cultivation, relying on a supercomputer brain and a pair of hands that can launch particle cannons. What inner demon? It was directly isolated and killed by my built-in anti-virus software. They say that cultivating immortality requires cutting off the seven emotions and six desires. As luck would have it, I didn't have one. When Momo took out the spirit stone compression cannon hidden in his sleeve, The Demon Lord's eyes widened, "Are you a fucking human?" I thought about it seriously and answered him: "Based on the Turing test, you could argue that I am." Later, I ascended. It's not about shattering the void, it's about analyzing the spatial coordinates and teleporting up. The Immortal Officer Jie Yin looked confused: "You... Why don't you follow the procedure?" Later, I became the new way of heaven. There was no way, the original Tiandao system was too stuck, so I reinstalled it.