Traveling Through Zhu Xian, I Was Reverse-Traveled by the Heroine

My name is Jiang Xiaochuan, and I have traveled to the world of Zhu Xian for more than 20 years. I thought I could hold the protagonist's thigh tightly and lie flat on my back, but that night in Caomiao Village, my brain suddenly rushed forward and I embarked on a path of no return. The master at Dazhufeng said that my qualifications were not bad, but I was too lazy. My wife said that I am good at everything, but I am too trouble-making. For example Senior Sister Lu Xueqi from Xiaozhu Peak, who should be the cold and aloof Bai Yueguang, why is she chasing me all over the world? He also asked "Is he worthy of me" in front of Quan Qingyun? Wait, senior sister, you are not like this in the script! Miss Baguio of the Ghost King Sect, she obviously likes the protagonist, but why does she ask me with red eyes every time we meet, "Do you really have me in your heart?" Yes, yes, but your father will kill me! Xiaobai, the nine-tailed sky fox, has practiced Taoism for three thousand years, and has been imprisoned under the Xuanhuo Altar for three hundred years. How come he relies on me after he comes out of the cave? You still call me "little husband"? Senior, you are several thousand years older than me! How come the Miko Empress Linglong, a legendary figure from thousands of years ago, lives in my mind? Do you still go to the theater every day? Sister Hongli, please say something! And Junior Sister Ling'er, aren't you supposed to like Senior Brother Qi Hao? Why do you send me sachets every day? Xiaofan, don't look at me like that, I'm very stressed... So the question now is Lu Xueqi is coming to propose marriage, Baguio is waiting for me, Xiaobai is guarding me, and Linglong is watching me in my mind. What should I do? Waiting online, quite urgent. God, did you send me the wrong script when you threw me into this world? (Note: daily writing)