There Is Nothing Wrong with My Hogwarts

“Let’s welcome to the stage the principal of Voldemort School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, vice president of the International Confederation of Wizards... and winner of this year’s Magical Creatures Peace Prize, Mr. Tom Riddle!”

Standing among the crowd, Jonah stared at the System’s ultimate quest, “Defeat the evil Dark Lord Voldemort,” and fell into deep thought. It seemed he had transmigrated into the wrong place, and the System hadn’t had time to update its quest.

Fortunately, the System judged the deed, not the person, so it could still function thanks to a bug.

[Quest: Stop the evil ambitions of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor.]

Jonah couldn’t help humming cheerfully. What ambitions could a kindly-looking old professor with a head of white hair possibly have?

This way, he could earn all sorts of magical items, such as the “Harry Potter’s Shattered Glasses Lens,” which made any spell fired at him behave like a Killing Curse, and “Hermione Granger’s Gaze,” which doubled the pressure but improved learning results.

Wait, what does it mean that the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor is always saying “for the greater good”?

Jonah fell deep into thought once more, gradually realizing the truth: “My Hogwarts is nothing but trouble!”