Please Stop Liking Me

"Your dog likes you very much, has a favorable impression of you +7, and evolves into a Cerberus." "Your stool likes your butt very much, its favorability towards you is +3, and its resting efficiency is increased by 3%." "Your sword likes your hand very much, its favorability towards you is +4, and its evolution is 4%." "The pure holy nun likes you very much. Her favorability towards you is +12 and she has received the protection of the Holy Light." "The red dragon in Beishan likes your head very much. His favorability towards you is +7, and he gets endless black flames." "The villain princess likes your skin very much, her favorability towards you is +6, and she gains ice element affinity." "You look in the mirror and marvel at your own charm. Your favorability is +20 and you gain the body of a demigod." … Haiwen, who traveled through the medieval fantasy world, received the blessing of the God of Beauty and gained endless charm. "This is not a good thing. You don't know what a crazy world I live in. The stool is stuck to my buttocks, my dog keeps biting me, the imperial princess wants to skin me, the red dragon in Beishan wants to chop off my head, and the beautiful nun of the church locked me in the basement yesterday. Even the goblin's arrow pierced my butt in a roundabout way. Oh my God, God of Beauty strikes again. Please don't like me anymore. " Elements: a hodgepodge world view, pseudo-DND, multiple female protagonists, relaxed and funny, slow pace.