Don't Kill Yet, Wait for Me to Add a Buff

My name is Bai Fei. This name was given by my father. The owner of the funeral home wants everything to go smoothly. Then he died. Sixteen years old, his inheritance is a dilapidated hotel that owes 80,000 yuan in rent and a 17-year-old lame orange cat. I didn't cry. Always have some fun while living. At the age of twenty-three, a man in a gray trench coat squatted in front of me and said: "You are a born broom star. There have been forty-seven awakened since the founding of the People's Republic of China, and you are the forty-eighth. The average life span of the first forty-seven was twenty-nine." I said, then why are you looking for me to pay martyrs subsidies? He said that the first forty-seven were passively waiting to die, and you were the first one to take the initiative to cause disaster. Then pull out a contract. I turned to the last page: liquidated damages of three million. Signed. My skills panel opens: [Passive·Bad luck]——Wherever I am, there are accidents. No distinction is made between friend and foe. [Active and Arrogant]——Making people angry to the point of losing their minds, or speechless to the point of silence. [Active·Hand Speed ​​Training] - Be as powerful as a god in fifteen seconds, and be as useless as a dog in forty-five seconds. [Active·Seating]——Begging for food requires a tactical advantage. [Active·Orphans in the Funeral Home]——A thousand-year-old ghost looks at me like a fellow traveler. My teammates said you were just doing this for fun. I think so too. Until I discovered that these skills can be activated together. When others fight, they are waiting for the king to explode. I 34567 hold it in my hand. All small brands. But if it comes out quickly enough, it's a straight. Later the enemy learned one thing: If you see that guy squatting behind the bunker and eating melon seeds, don't rush up to him. He is stacking buffs.