If I Don't Become a Superstar, the Dog System Will Physically Kill Me.

Reborn as Blue Star, Lin Ye squatted on the curb and smoked a cigarette. He was just thinking about getting into the subsistence allowance with his second-rate skills, when he was stunned by a cold mechanical sound—— [Ding! The entertainment redemption system was successfully bound! [Warning: The world's entertainment is desolate. There are no Tang poems and Song lyrics, no Four Great Classics, no Jay Chou, Xu Song, and no Langya Bang Natu. The host needs to transport the earth's entertainment. The core requirement: all works must make people cry! [Taboo: It is forbidden to create any comedy works. Once touched, it will be physically destroyed immediately! [The daily death countdown starts. If you fail to complete the task, you will die suddenly on the spot! Lin Ye cursed: "Dog system, you are forcing a good girl to become a prostitute! I want to retire and show off!" But the countdown to death is ticking, and he can only hold his nose and do things—— When he sang "Qili Xiang", the fans in the audience cried like dogs. After the performance, they blocked him to ask for a follow-up. They also inserted a razor blade into his mouth and said: "Sing such a sad song again, I will stab you to death!" When I was writing "A Dream of Red Mansions", my book friends urged me to update it every day. The blades I sent could pile up in piles, but I humbly begged for an update: "Lin Dog Thief, please don't cut Daiyu, or I will cry to death in front of the screen!" During the filming of "Nirvana in Fire", the audience cried and cursed, and the ratings skyrocketed, but they forced him to catch up with the second part overnight: "You dare to stop the show? We will tie you up in the studio!" He is a sinister person, complains and makes trouble, and is a bitch. He obviously just wants to hang around and save his life, but he is discredited by the entire network—— "Lin Shen writes tragedies to redeem us!" "Dad Lin scolded us because he loves us!" "He shows off his humility, and his evil demeanor shows his wisdom. This is the savior of entertainment!