Red-Haired: Let Me Lubricate This Ninja World!

I, Shanks, have the body of the Four Emperors and the soul of a Goblin. He originally wanted to usurp the throne and become king in the world of pirates, but was awakened by the slippery fruit and "slid" directly into the set of the Fire Movie. Now, I have Nika, the Slippery Double Fruit and the Three Color Haki, but I have to learn chakra from scratch. Fortunately, my ability is [rule-level lubrication] - from ninjutsu impact to thousand-year feud, it can "eliminate friction". So, I set the rules for the new world: For the weak, tell me my "lubrication" principle. For a strong person, first "lubricate" his resistance with your fists, and then sit down and explain my reasoning. When Pain talks about pain and Obito fantasizes about a new world, I just raised my wine bowl and smiled: "The friction coefficient of your plan is too high and it will easily collapse." "Do you need my help to 'lubricate' it?" "Of course, you can also refuse-" "My overlord look is also very 'reasonable'."