Whatever She Says Comes True: The Goofy Heiress Rewrites the Plot

[Everyone’s Darling + Hilarious + Wild Imagination + Unhinged] Overworked office drone Jiang Song drops dead. The good news: she transmigrates into a book. The bad news: she becomes a vicious supporting character, gets doxxed, disfigured, and sold on the black market. Just then, the System appears: Bind to the System and chant a spell to change the plot and rewrite your fate! Jiang Song scoffs. The next second, she chants: “Gulala, God of Darkness, Bibubabu, transform for me!” Her five older brothers are doomed to die horrible deaths? No way! Jiang Song kicks the script aside, and whatever she says comes true. She becomes an occult expert in the eyes of netizens, who flock to her for advice on studies, children, and wealth. Jiang Song: “I don’t believe in superstition. I’m a good citizen of a socialist country.” On a variety show, while everyone else gets stranded on a deserted island and lives like beggars, she lies flat, eats snacks, and flirts. A popular young star makes a snide remark: “Hard work leads to prosperity. Effort should be the main theme.” Jiang Song: “Then you work hard. One servant doing the work of two.” A top-tier green tea actress says, “We’re all friends here. Let’s be generous and share our food.” Jiang Song: “You be generous. You won’t starve to death. When famine hits, you’ll make everyone else come save you.” A fragile little white flower says, “She didn’t mean to. Couldn’t everyone be a little more understanding?” Jiang Song: “Dip a mop in piss and I’ll make sure you don’t live to see tomorrow. Who else wants to talk?” This time around, Jiang Song refuses to be a stepping stone for the male and female leads’ romance. She casually picks up a frail young gentleman by the roadside. Who could have guessed... Jiang Song: “What?! He’s the big villain?” System: “Host, let me explain.” Jiang Song sneaks a glance at the man beside her, with his sculpted eight-pack and perfect V-line. A streak of blood runs beneath his nose. A big villain, you say? All the better. Big villains are soft and delicate, and easy to push down.