What Do I Want? Send It to Me Right Away

Jiang Long, a modern social animal who died suddenly due to overwork, had his soul travel to the world of immortal cultivators where the weak eat the strong, and became a casual cultivator in the lowest mortal realm. At the beginning, he was robbed of medicine and was on the verge of death. In desperation, he was bound to the [Summon after Recognizing Father] system. As long as you put down your shame and shout "Dad", you can specify your needs and get items or helpers that will definitely crush your target, but without exception they come with outrageous settings: a talkative spiritual thug who wears flowery pants, an obsessive swordsman who must comb the enemy's hair before fighting, a peerless alchemist who is obsessed with foot-picking and square dancing, a magic weapon that has invincible defense but looks like a toilet pusher... There are only three basic summoning opportunities per day, and the only way to unlock more times and stronger power is to perform a more shameful and public act of "calling daddy". The dignity and shame of being an ordinary person in his previous life have become the "currency" that Jiang Long must pay to survive and become stronger in this world. He started from the mortal realm, relying on the "Bounce Spirit Grass" (needs to eat while jumping) to recover from injuries, relying on the social terror thugs (hiding behind him to shoot cold arrows) to solve the monster crisis, and relying on the "Square Dance Cultivation Technique" (to improve his cultivation while dancing) to quickly advance.