Let You Guard a Broken Mountain Gate, and All Your Disciples Will Become Immortal Emperors

My name is Lin Zhou, I traveled through time, and I just want to be the master of Salted Fish Mountain. But all of my apprentices are troublemakers! Bite! The eldest disciple Xiao Fan's "three-year appointment" is approaching and he asks his host to help him slap Rong Ruojia in the face! [Ding! The second disciple Shi Yi suffered from bone-digging pain and asked the host to reshape the foundation for him! [Ding! The third disciple Ye Ge was reborn and his inner demons broke out. He asked the host for psychological counseling! [Ding! Fourth disciple Leng Tian is talking to the air again, asking the host to translate! I'm so numb, this is not recruiting a disciple, this is obviously opening a kindergarten! What's even worse is, why is that iceberg beauty, the law enforcement hall leader Shen Han, always staring at me? Why is she blushing? Is there still steam coming out of your head? (Shocked) Shen Han: "Master Linshan, I... I feel like there is something wrong with my technique, my heartbeat is so fast..." Me: "..." No, I just want to be a big boss behind the scenes quietly. Why are the disciples and Taoists so clingy to each other? ! Help! My salty fish life is gone forever!