Shocked That the Current Emperor Was a Wild Child by the Yellow River

Friends, let's tell an outrageous story. Have you met the emperor? Imagine that the man on the throne now did not study in the palace before he ascended the throne, but had fun on the banks of the Yellow River, caught fish, and fought with neighborhood kids - because his father, the late emperor, had an affair with a rich girl when he was inspecting the Yellow River. Later, the prince in the palace died, and the big guys slapped their heads: Hurry! Go to the Yellow River and bring that "wild boy" back to be the emperor! So, a guy who was full of businessman's spirit, more clever than anyone else, but also a lustful guy was stuffed into the dragon robe. Solemn reminder: I made up this dynasty, and I made up this emperor, but the story is guaranteed to make you slap your legs, laugh, and feel numb. Don't be serious, let's just have fun and see how this "wild child of the Yellow River" turns a stagnant court upside down. (Don't worry, look down, the seriousness is mixed with the unseriousness)