Zombies Break Out on Campus, and My First Weapon Is a Toothpick!

When Jiang Niao woke up, the school broadcast was announcing that a zombie virus had broken out on campus. He was utterly bewildered. The good news, though, was that Jiang Niao had awakened a System: an Infinite Weapon Evolution System. [System weapon generating...] Jiang Niao waited eagerly, but the moment he saw what was in his hand, his face fell. His starting weapon from the System was a toothpick. Jiang Niao: “...” “System, do you think you're hilarious or something?” [Ding! Host, don't lose heart. The Infinite Weapon Evolution System is here to serve you wholeheartedly!] [As long as you use this System wisely, one day you'll be able to defeat zombies with a toothpick!] Jiang Niao: “System, I [expletive] your mom.”