Embroidered Legs with Fancy Fists? Hum, I Use Chuan Wu to Fight UFC

My name is Yang Xiaoshuai, and I want to use the most traditional kung fu to compete in the most fierce arena in the world. My uncle is the controversial leader of the Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect. Others laugh at him for "receiving hair", but I imitate him for "jingqishen". Others say he only knows how to be funny, but I have seen him practice alone late at night for thirty years. The UFC referee asked me what style to use? I cupped my fists and smiled: China Chuan Wu, please give me advice. In the octagonal cage, my opponents laughed at me for starting my hands like a park uncle. Until I walked around the dragon with my Ba Gua palm steps and cut into his midline in an instant; The Tongbei Fist struck as long as a whip, and one punch made him hear the wind of his hometown. Who said that martial arts can't be used in actual combat? Come, come here, let's make gestures. I don't need to go in the eye or kick in the crotch, and I don't need to use the excuse that "the skill is too good to use". I just ask you: Believe it or not, I can use the things passed down by my ancestors to make you fly upright?