After My Death, I Became a Wish-Making Salesman

After working overtime for 72 hours and dying suddenly, Li Pingfan neither went to heaven nor to hell. He sat in a white booth at the Make-A-Wish Foundation. The KPI is to help the deceased fulfill his last wish. If he receives three bad reviews, his soul will be permanently cancelled. The reward is a "blind box of life experience" - you can get a level 8 fitter touch, or you can endure the pain of falling out of love 37 times. If you accumulate seven positive reviews, you can redeem a "Human Resurrection Experience Voucher". His first task was to let an old man "see his own funeral with his own eyes." Li Pingfan thought it was simple, until he discovered that his children were quarreling over the inheritance at the funeral, and no one really expressed their condolences. At the bottom of the task description, there is a line of cold small words: [If the customer evaluation is lower than three stars, performance will be deducted, and the internship period will be extended]. In order not to be written off, Li Pingfan decided to do something. He violated the rules and allowed the old man to possess a sparrow to attend the funeral... As a result, the sparrow was captured by a naughty child, and the mission almost failed completely. When he waited for the "soul cancellation", he received a one-star negative review from the old man, and a line of remarks: "When the kid caught me, I pecked him. He cried and missed his grandpa. Thank you." At that moment, the system popped up a hidden prompt: ['Healing Regret' detected, special permissions granted. Li Pingfan didn't know that every tiny regret he repaired was silently repairing the "world narrative system" that was about to collapse. And his immediate boss, the always-smiling Director Zhou, has a plan called "Moderate Regret Optimization Plan" hidden in his drawer...