The Tang Dynasty Crazily Criticized Diplomats: the Story of Bringing Goods from Tianzhu

Hey hey hey! Dear readers, please keep your eyes open! The craziest time-traveling social beast in history is here - the king of Volume 996 died suddenly while working overtime, and when he opened his eyes, he was transformed into a sesame official of the Tang Dynasty! Others traveled through time and became a prince and god of war, but it was better for him to travel to the ends of the world with half a bag of brown sugar, talk more harshly than a sword, and cheat faster than eating! Huangshui County is so barren that the governor will lose his head during an inspection? Don't be afraid! Mix brown sugar with soil to engage in "metaphysical agriculture", and compose jingles to scare your boss; will you be hungry when the locust plague comes? No worries! Fried locusts with brown sugar, shouted and sold as "Flying Golden Insects"; when the envoy to Tianzhu encountered robbers and war elephants? Don't worry! Use brown sugar to lure bandits, rely on square dance + jingle to scare off war elephants, forcefully "one person destroys a country", and also do business in Persia and Rome! There is no Long Aotian script, only the survival wisdom of social animals; no bloody sadomasochism, only the happiness of brown sugar! See how modern social beasts use their words and brown sugar to cheat in the ancient workplace, from being a clerk in the county government to becoming a multinational CEO, calling "gems can't have the fragrance of brown sugar" as the truth of the universe! The laughter is so dense that you choke on your rice, the fun is so good that you stomp your feet, and the warmth is hidden in the madness. After watching it, I just want to shout: This time travel is worth all the sin of working overtime! Don't miss it if you pass by. If you miss this store in this village, come and watch "The Crazy Diplomats of the Tang Dynasty". It is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry and say "outrageous but superior"!