I Transmigrated Into a Hated Washed-Up Star and Went Viral by Farming

[All-Round Female Lead in Showbiz + Variety Show Livestreams + Crushing Villains] Yun Ling, a little immortal attendant from the Heavenly Realm, is banished to the mortal world and transmigrates into Lu Shuang, a has-been celebrity hated by the entire internet. Online haters call her useless, her company pressures her to drink with clients, and everyone hopes she'll leave showbiz for good. Then the country's hit variety show, *Pastoral Ballad*, begins airing... Top-tier star Mu Feifei gasps as she struggles to lift a hoe. Lu Shuang swings hers once, tilling the ground so hard sparks fly. Comments: ??? Is she the reincarnation of Shennong? Haters: It's scripted, it has to be! The next second, Lu Shuang kicks a poacher to the ground and takes down a drug-manufacturing den in passing. The state media praises her by name, and the whole internet goes wild: We asked you to go on a variety show, not fight organized crime! Thinking that must be the limit, viewers watch her make a surprise appearance on an obscure show about intangible cultural heritage. Netizens mock her: “Trying to act cultured? Just wait until you embarrass yourself!” Then brocade from Shu shimmers beneath her fingertips, and a lost kesi weaving technique is brought back to life in her hands. The haters who once insulted her line up overnight to change their usernames: “@Lu Shuang, is your intangible heritage class still accepting students? Is it too late for me to get on my knees?” The top star's fans defect en masse, her agency is ecstatic, and they beg her to sign a renewal contract worth a fortune. Lu Shuang takes one look, pulls out her phone, and says: “Hello, National Security Bureau? I want to report Xingguang Entertainment under my real name for laundering money overseas. I've already sent over the evidence.” [Click to bookmark and see how all-around workaholic Sister Shuang whips showbiz into shape]