Fake Fairy Tale Book

"Evil witch? No, no, no, Anne, Anne is just a mushroom grower..." "Barbarian, dirty, shameless, despicable! I am a noble princess! Stay away from me." "My brother is probably crazy about gain and loss. He is giving up the throne to look for some illusory love." "Will you be my knight, why? Don't you think it's cool and fun?" "From now on, I will always be loyal to you, Your Majesty." … This is all a mess. What does it mean for a knight to be loyal to the dragon? The prince is a villain. Needless to say, this is a good fairy tale. Take your fake fairy tale book and stay as far away from me as possible!