Naruto: Tobirama and Izuna Are Making Me Work Overtime!

Lag, sukiyumisetana!

Pure, pure, pure, is this really your win? I'm going all out! Water Style: There's a Mop in the Water!

One volume of Hokage was enough to make Qingyu pass out from rage. When he woke up, he'd become an Uchiha.

Uchiha Qingyu, bottom of his graduating class, transmigrated one day and was so annoyed that he went to Naka Shrine to steal Izuna's offerings for a “sugar boost.” But he missed a step and fell into a secret Uchiha meeting, which he thought was the most embarrassing moment of his life.

But that night, the soul fragments of Uchiha Izuna and Tobirama Senju both wormed their way into his head!

“Kid, learn the Uchiha-style Shuriken technique! Don't listen to that white-haired idiot!”

“Fool, chakra control is the foundation. Fire Style is just a waste of energy!”

From then on, Qingyu's life became a cycle of “special training” (arguments) with two old enemies from the Warring States period.

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Itachi: Why would you support me in wiping out my clan?

Qingyu (with the old Senju villain at the controls): I won't spare anyone who poses a threat to the village!

Hiruzen Sarutobi: Is that you, Second Hokage?

Qingyu (with Izuna at the controls): These vermin are Uchiha? They dared betray my brother. I'll kill them all!

[Reader advisory: A reimagined timeline, giving the Uchiha a chance to fight back from the dead]