The Whole Sect Kneels to Spoil the Little Junior Sister, but Her Archrival Is the Only One Who Flirts With Her

Xie Jingchen's dream after transmigrating was simple: find someone to support her long-term, then lie flat until she died. Unfortunately, the year she signed up, Tianxuan Sect, the cultivation sect that provided room and board, happened to be accepting male disciples only. So she bound her chest, tied up her hair, and made the boldest decision of her life: disguise herself as a man and head up the mountain for free meals. She wanted to keep a low profile, but the whole sect refused to let her. Her gentle senior brother, a healer, chased her down every day to check her pulse. “Junior Brother, your qi and blood are too weak. You need to eat more nourishing food.” Her cold-faced second senior brother kept tossing the best cultivation resources her way. “Take them. Don't starve to death.” Her senior sister secretly stuffed spirit fruit into her cupboard. “Eat more. You need to grow.” Even Jiang Lue, the famous young master of the Jiang family, spent all day hovering around her: “Xie Jingchen, come cool off with me.” “Xie Jingchen, come down the mountain and have some fun with me.” “Xie Jingchen, why is your face red? You really do look like a girl.” Xie Jingchen: Help, I just want to eat in peace! Then a civil war broke out among the immortal sects. Heavenly demons descended, the land was strewn with corpses, and the three realms wept blood. Xie Jingchen sighed and rose from her corner. She drew her sword and, under the disbelieving gazes of everyone there, took a single step into the heavens. “All right, all right. Everyone, shut up.” “I'll take care of this world.” Later, the histories of the cultivation world recorded: That day, Tianxuan Sect's laziest junior brother let down her hair, and with a single sword stroke, frost swept across fourteen provinces. Later, she became the ruler of the three realms, a deity worshipped by all living beings. Later still, someone saw the once-heir of the Jiang family crouching in front of the new god, carefully holding out a bowl of steaming noodles and coaxing her: “Please, just eat a bite. Ancestor, you've lost weight saving the world.”