Sewing Corpses to Survive Disaster

I, Chen Shisan, am the most ridiculous corpse stitcher in the old town of Jiangcheng. I have a corpse stitching needle passed down from my ancestors, which can stitch up corpses, mend souls, and weld evil brain circuits! Others rely on talismans to drive away ghosts, but I stick three needles to make the ghosts call daddy; others rely on Xuanmen secrets to break the formation, I sew two stitches to turn the evil formation into an amusement park; others fight to the death against evil spirits, but I directly accept me as my little brother to look after the kebab shop! The unpopular secret technique of Yin Ba Xing? I unlocked them all! A cross-world evil invades? Sew it into a pet and keep it! The mystery of origins, parallel outer lands? A sewing needle goes all over the world! From the Tailor Shop of the Rebirth in the Old Alley of the Yangjian, to the Reincarnation Tower in the Underworld, to the evil court in the outer world and the parallel world, you will pretend to be cool and slap in the face all the way, accepting zombie boys, paper couriers, cute pet Chaos Beasts, encountering the Seam God, and meeting the Devil Seam Demon! Who says corpse stitchers are low-class? I want to lead a group of weird boys to unify the underworld, sweep across the Trans-Outer Territory Alliance, and let all the monsters and monsters know—— In front of my corpse-stitching needle, no matter how ferocious the evil spirit is, you have to be obedient, and no matter how outrageous the crisis is, you can solve it with a smile! (Brainless fun! No logic! The whole process is pretentious and slapped in the face + ridiculously funny, with a group of younger brothers, the fun points are intensive, not frustrating or bloody, until you see it, it's fun!)