We’re Just Bragging! You’re a Delivery Guy, Why Are You Taking It Seriously?

Li Fan works part-time delivering takeout, but awakens the ability to make his boasts come true.

The things other people have heard him brag about actually become reality!

On his first day, an order runs late, and the customer calls and immediately starts cursing him out.

“I’m the head of the world’s number-one assassin organization. Believe me, and I’ll make sure you never see tomorrow’s sun!”

[Congratulations, Host. You are now the secret boss of the world’s strongest assassin organization.]

Li Fan: Sorry about that. Remember to sleep with your eyes open tonight.

One day, he drops his girlfriend off at work, only to be mocked by her colleague.

“Your boyfriend’s a delivery rider? Mine’s a professional race-car driver. He’s been crowned ‘King of Racing’ multiple times.”

[Congratulations, Host. You now have elite driving skills and have won the King of Racing title ten years in a row.]

Li Fan: They’re reporting it on TV, sure, but why are they showing nothing but my photos?

Sometimes he delivers takeout to a cemetery, where the groundskeeper teases him.

“Look at you, scaredy-cat. What are you afraid of? I know the ghosts around here well!”

[Congratulations, Host. You are now sworn big brother to the vengeful spirits of West Suburban Cemetery. From this day on, you are the cemetery’s king.]

Li Fan: Sir, why don’t you feel around on your shoulder and see what’s clinging to you?

Once, he accidentally bumped into a chuunibyou middle schooler, who immediately said:

“You dare bump into me? I’m the spirit of the Human Emperor Banner. Believe me, and I’ll send you inside for a feast!”

Feeling black smoke rise from his body, Li Fan’s expression changed dramatically.

“Wait, you can’t just go around bragging about that!”