I Have Some Ways in the Heavens

Twelve years ago, my brother-in-law Li Mingde fell into the gate and drowned. The whole family seemed to be cursed. In just twelve years, more than 20 people were sent away, and they couldn't even get together for the New Year's Eve dinner. Twelve years later, Li Zhe came home and received a strange call from his uncle, then his second uncle, his third uncle, his cousin, his cousin, his cousin, his cousin... Li Zhe: Abbot, my family is very thin. I hope your temple can let my brother-in-law return to secular life, get married and have children. Xuanci: It's okay to return to secular life, but first abolish all Shaolin martial arts. (Will be disabled) Li Zhe: On the way here, I found a bookstall selling books that are not beneficial to your temple. If the abbot agrees, I can buy those books and destroy them all. Take out the cover of "The Abbot's Crime and Punishment 1: The Yanmen Pass Massacre (Colored Version)" - the bald master attacks women and children. Xuanci: Easy to talk about, we can talk about it. Li Zhe: I want to learn Shaolin martial arts. Xuanci: No problem. Li Zhe: I also want the Shaolin Great Return Pill. Xuanci: are you crazy? Li Zhe: I also bought two books. Take out "The Abbot's Crime and Punishment 2: Little Xu Zhu Finds His Mother" and "The Abbot's Crime and Punishment 3: Ye Erniang's Lifestyle Tips (Children's Edition)" Xuanci: Donor, do you know that my Buddhist sect also has the angry eyes of Vajra! Li Zhe: The abbot also knows that the Gatling Bodhisattva worshiped by the Li family has a breath of 3,600 revolutions! (The introduction is for reference only, please read the text for details.)