Are You Here to Save the Fairy Tale Too?

“How much for a box of matches?”

“Ten silver coins.”

“Then how much is one match worth?”

“This one? Thirty gold coins.”

“Why is it worth so much? Can you even do math?”

“Because it made it through the Goblin Forest, danced with a princess in the Snow Kingdom, and served as a fuse for an infernal fire dragon... Wait, it seems there’s one very important thing it still hasn’t done.”

“What’s that?”

“Witnessing me rule the world.”