I Work as a Metaphysical Consultant in a Mental Hospital

My name is Chen Ping, 25 years old, the youngest resident physician at the Third Mental Hospital in Hongfeng City. My ideal in life is: get off work on time, get paid as usual, and have enough braised pork in the cafeteria. Until the hospital was on the verge of bankruptcy, the director slapped his forehead: "Xiao Chen! You look like a fortune teller! From today on, you are the metaphysics consultant of our hospital, specializing in various feudal superstitions... Oh no, specializing in metaphysics to generate income!" I am a graduate of clinical medicine. I have "Introduction to the Book of Changes (9.9 Free Shipping Edition)" in my left hand and "cinnabar" mixed with red ink in my right hand, and I have begun the road of deception.