I Wrote a Hit Piece in Ancient Times, and the Whole Dynasty Thought of Becoming a Military God

[System prompt: Today's KPI has not been completed, and the remaining life is 24 hours] Lin Mo traveled through time and became the secretary of the military camp at the bottom of the Dajing Dynasty, and was bound to the [Hot-hit Copywriting Survival System] - If you don't write a hit, you will die tomorrow. In order to survive, he had to adapt the modern marketing account routine: "Survival from Desperate Situations!" Three tricks to make the enemy go home crying" "Guide to Preventing PUA in the Modern Workplace" "On Protracted War: Ten Insidious Tactics to Bring Down Strong Enemies" He thought he was dealing with errands, but the whole world started thinking crazy: Jingbei coach Xu Xiao dreamed of "Xingjun's advice" at night, woke up and took pictures: "This is the reincarnation of the soldier immortal!" The first assistant student read his complaint and burst into tears: "There is an emperor's intention hidden in it!" The prince of the enemy king picked up the draft he had discarded and felt as if he had found a treasure: "This is a poisonous plan to destroy the country!" Later—— He casually said "I want to eat hot pot", and the next day the Fire Bull Formation defeated the enemy. He complained that "housing prices are too high", and on the third day the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development issued the "Affordable Residential Land Order". He yawned when he went to court, and the historian solemnly recorded: "The Marquis of Jing'an traveled to Taixu to spy on the secrets of heaven." Lin Mo: "... I just want to get off work on time. Can you guys stop over-interpreting it?" All civil and military officials in the court fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "Sir, you are using simple words again to test our understanding!" Many years later, Lin Mo, who had retired and opened a hot pot restaurant, held up a kitchen knife and looked at the customers in the store arguing that "the round bottom of the pot symbolizes the round sky and the square place", and fell into deep thought: "At first... I was really just writing casually."