Weird Talk Company: I Cried at Weird Volume

An outstanding employee of a former large factory had great luck and joined a strange company. The working hours were from 8 pm to 8 am, and the business was scary. The names of his colleagues were all ruthless characters from horror legends. Lu Li was very panicked. His colleagues looked at him as if they were looking at a buffet. Fortunately, the company has a rule: no eating colleagues! The bad news is: the assessment is coming soon, and employees who do not meet the KPI standards will become the company's team building dinner. … In order to survive, Lu Li decided to bring the 'wolf culture' into the company! "Society is becoming more and more repressed, humans are becoming more and more perverted, and it is difficult for traditional scaremongers to achieve their goals!" "We need to seize the pain points of users, connect the underlying logic, make differentiated solutions, and achieve dimensionality reduction! Next, align the granularity with me!" Lu Li pointed at the PPT and taught to everyone in the audience: "If you're still scared and don't cry, give me a review of the plan! After the meeting, each person will write 500 words of learning insights!" The ghosts trembled: "What a ghost!" A year later, Sadako, wearing black silk business attire and gold-rimmed glasses, walked into the office holding documents: "Mr. Lu, this is the company's financial report for the last quarter. Performance increased by 500%! In the afternoon, Satan sent someone to learn from your advanced experience."