Honghuang: I Am the Best at Organizing My Life

The short comedy novel has come to an end. Li Goudan, a modern social animal, accidentally traveled through time and became a stubborn stone from the prehistoric era, bound to the "prehistoric life system" - as long as you do something that subverts common sense, maddens the boss, and disrupts the plot, you can earn "whole life points" and exchange them for cultivation, magic weapons, and even heavenly privileges. From the beginning, he transformed into a Mediterranean beer-belly social animal, calling Yuanshi Tianzun "big brother" to his face, using spicy sticks to abduct the ferocious beast Qiongqi as a mount, to sneaking into Yuxu Palace and replacing the three precious jade Ruyi with a mud pickle jar, and being so angry that Yuanshi went into seclusion and smashed the alchemy furnace; He mixed with Nuwa to create human beings and forced the idea of "QR code birthmark" to allow humans to bring their own "identification codes"; even the Second Saint of the West was not spared. He deceived him into transforming Lingshan into "Disneyland" and started a live broadcast of indulgences... From the initial "I want to crush this weirdo to death", the boss of Quanhuang gradually turned into "chasing more to see how he works": Sanqing squats in Tiandao every day to complain, Nuwa is addicted to spicy strips and can't help herself, Tiandao has been reduced from a cold supervisor to "the president of the Goudan Support Club". Li Goudan relied on his outrageous operations to transform himself from a useless person to a quasi-sage, and finally led the whole world to start a new model of "catching fish and making a living", proving that in ancient times, comedy was the primary productive force. Come to China Literature's website to read more of my works!