There Was an Expedition Promised, but You Are Teaching the Primarch How to Do Tai Chi.

Kuoshu+30K Travel through the era of the Great Crusade and become a glorious Imperial logistics soldier. Looking at the Space Marines who were shouting and killing every day and covered in hidden wounds, I fell into deep thought. Beating and killing are so harmful to the body! Come and learn health care from me! "Angron, stop cutting. Come and stand with me in a three-body posture. I'll keep you calm and you won't have a headache after the war!" "Fulgrim, stop pursuing perfection, come and play Ba Duan Jin and feel the imperfect beauty of your body!" "Magnus, stop playing with your psychic powers. Come practice the Yi Jin Jing and open up the Ren and Du meridians. It's much easier to use than your broken magic!" Gradually, the empire's style of painting began to look wrong. The Space Marines took off their power armor and performed Tai Chi collectively on the deck. And I, unknowingly, have practiced Chinese martial arts to the point where I can physically shake a Titan!