They Insist on Me Becoming a God, and I Am Desperate Too!

I, Chen Mo, a history major who knows nothing but reading, woke up and became a fugitive "monster" in ancient Egypt. Because of my strange appearance and language barrier, I performed on the streets of Memphis, danced with wild dogs, and snatched rotten cakes from beggars. Every day, I was chased away by the locals as something unknown and stoned. It's tragic that if you travel through ancient Egypt like me, it's the beginning of hell. Until I overheard them discussing the "Pharaoh's Centenary Celebration" - what a coincidence, right? I memorized this piece of history by the end of the semester! Knowledge is power? No, knowledge is divine power! From then on, I was forced to start my career as an actor. Predicting rebellion, calculating the Nile flood season, using basic epidemic prevention knowledge to pretend to be a miracle doctor... Relying on modern knowledge to reduce dimensionality, I successfully packaged myself as a mysterious prophet from the East. They regard me as a divine messenger and worship me. The Pharaoh treated me as a guest, and the nobles crazily showered me with money and beautiful women. Those who once drove me away are now on their knees begging me for oracles. But here comes the problem: The gentle white moonlight priest wants to resonate with my soul; The heroic female general became my personal bodyguard and my most vicious tongue; The mysterious and enchanting dancer from the enemy country always wants to conduct in-depth "investigations" on me; Even the ambitious princess sent me an invitation to form a team to "share the world"... Every day, I bounced back and forth between pretending to be a ghost and being in the Shura field, and the barrage in my mind started to fly: I just want to make a living, why is the script getting more and more wrong? ! Now, all of Egypt believes that I can communicate with the divine world. Only I know that what I have in my mind is not the oracle, but the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation - Special Project on Ancient Egyptian History".