Bones of Mountains and Rivers: Nine Gods Are Sealed in My Body

After the sudden death of 996 programmer Luo Yan, he became the "disaster star" of the Qingyun Sect in the world of immortality. He was looked down upon and just wanted to live in peace. However, the sect was more involved than the workplace. At the critical moment of being persecuted, he accidentally awakened the mysterious seal in his body-nine ancient gods were actually imprisoned inside! However, his style of painting gods is unique: the price of the God of War's action is three days of back pain; the God of vegetation needs to listen to jokes before he is willing to work; the God of fortune-telling predicts success, but always leaves a loophole... Every time he shakes the God, it is like opening a blind box, and after the pleasure, there is always a piece of chicken feathers. Faced with the suppression of the sect, the jealousy of his fellow sects, and the calculations of heaven, Luo Yan used the "wisdom of social animals" with his left hand to resolve the crisis, and the "blind box of gods" with his right hand to destroy the style of painting. He opened a food stall selling "Spicy Tiao Dan", used project management to complete sect tasks, and even organized the "Anti-Volume Alliance" to launch a general strike in the world of immortality. When the truth about the seals of the Nine Gods and the conspiracies of Tiandao surfaced, Luo Yan discovered that he not only had nine thugs, but also nine partners who needed each other's salvation. Let's see how a social beast who just wants to lie down can lead a group of problematic gods and use the most unconventional method to reconstruct the world of immortality that has become so popular!