I Have Had Countless Bosses After Working for Two Thousand Years.

My name is Li Bufan, an ordinary social beast who was defeated by KPI. I worked overtime until three in the morning, then fell asleep while lying on my form. When I opened my eyes again - Qin Shihuang was slapping the dragon case and scolding me: "Submit the Great Wall performance report within ten days!" Good guy, I traveled through time, and the KPIs also traveled with me. From then on, I started the "two thousand years of part-time work cycle": Calculating KPIs in the Qin Dynasty and doing PPT in the Han Dynasty. In the Tang Dynasty, daily newspapers were written, in the Song Dynasty, performance management was carried out, in the Yuan Dynasty, attendance was taken care of, and in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, reports were reviewed... Once history changes, my boss will change. The only thing that remains unchanged is the sentence - "Why haven't you finished yet?" [System prompt]: The collapse of consciousness of the social animal has been detected, and "Calm Breathing Level 1" will be awarded. [System prompt]: It is detected that you are still smiling when being scolded by the emperor, unlocking the "Humor Defense". [System prompt]: If it is detected that you want to resign but don't dare, start the "anti-internal friction task". When others cultivate immortality, I cultivate my mentality; when others become marquises, I take a vacation. Others are afraid of the emperor, but I am afraid of meetings. Two thousand years later, the boss is still having meetings. From Qin Shihuang to modern Party A, I have witnessed the evolution of power, performance and people's hearts; From fear, shame to awakening, I relied on the system to learn step by step how to breathe in anxiety and joke in despair. This is not a cool article, this is a two-thousand-year experiment in the evolution of social animals. I thought I had traveled through time to become a powerful person in history, but in the end I became a witness to the history of human overtime. ——History has changed dynasties, but my KPI has never been interrupted. ——I have changed bosses countless times, but I have never been able to change meetings. [System prompt]: Task updated—please continue working