Lord Demon Lord Is a Movie Queen

I, the supreme master of the demon world, travel to the small world for vacation after retirement. The system says that as long as you pretend to be a weak little white flower, you can enjoy your old age peacefully. But why do the male and female protagonists in every world get the wrong script? In the novel about cultivating immortals, the sword master who was supposed to kill me betrayed his master for me. In the palace fighting drama, the emperor who was supposed to poison me destroyed the Sixth Palace for me. Even in the interstellar novel, the marshal who was supposed to arrest me disobeyed military orders for me. I couldn't bear it anymore and raised the table: "Can you just follow the plot?" They knelt down in unison: "Welcome Your Majesty to return——" Me:? ? ?