Douluo: Wuhun White Dog, the System Asked Me to Lick Tang San

After traveling through the Douluo Binding Selection System, Shen Qingyan thought he would be able to sit back and relax from now on. Who knew that each system option is more perverted than the other? "Go touch Tang San's head" "Announced in public that he would marry Xiao Wu." In order to avoid death, he chose to touch Tang San's head with tears in his eyes, and his reputation spread far and wide. Until the system releases the ultimate mission "Please host choose one of the two" Shen Qingyan stared at the options and fell into deep thought. Is there some huge misunderstanding about the choices in this broken system?