I Killed People in Ancient Times by Complaining

I, Peng Xiaobai, am the 21st century gold medal network influencer. Life creed: As long as I complain fast enough, loneliness and poverty will not catch up with me. However, retribution came. Just when I had a 300-round battle with netizens over a comment about "Is Qin Shihuang a grumpy old man?" And passionately typed "If it were my turn to have such a good thing like time travel, I would eat this keyboard on the spot!"... I slipped and my head hit the power button accurately.