After Being Hit by the Beautiful Fairy, I Won by Lying Down

During the prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty, the world was peaceful and prosperous. However, there are three fairies ranked seventh, eighth and ninth in the Heavenly Court of the Nine Heavens. They took advantage of the Jade Emperor's birthday banquet to get drunk and quietly descended to earth with their hearts agitated: Which of the nine fairies was affected by the strong wind when it landed, and hit the poor scholar face to face; Yellow dogs scurry around, rich mountains rush: the exquisite eight fairies ride on the shoulders of the wealthy businessman when they land impartially; When the general was practicing martial arts, he jumped into the air: the plump and round Seven Fairies were knocked into his arms by the fierce general! Three fairy tales start with laughter. From then on, the scholar's family was poor and shabby, but he got the fairy's Midas touch and turned it into gold; In the backyard of a wealthy businessman, the wives and concubines were fighting over each other, and the immortals were fighting over each other for favors. The military commander suffered the most, and the Seven Fairies lamented: "This body... Is really too much to bear!" Watching the three sisters gritting their teeth and whispering, what kind of clever trick can they use to cure the husband? Immortal magic failed? Don't care about tenderness? Let's see how this interesting collision between immortals and mortals ends -