Douluo: The Slacking System? The More I Slack, The Stronger I Get

Lin Ciyan transmigrates to Douluo Dalu and becomes the grandson of a Shrek elder, only to awaken the utterly bizarre [Slacker System].

He levels up in his sleep, gains enlightenment while fishing, and coasts to victory while carrying his teammates.

While everyone else is caught up in cutthroat competition and arduous cultivation:

Zhang Lexuan looks at him sleeping soundly with his head in her lap and smiles helplessly. “Is his cultivation just making me keep watch for him?”

Princess Jiujiu extends a heartfelt invitation: “Come stay with me. All you have to do is... lie down.”

When Ma Xiaotao is consumed by her evil fire, he becomes her only cure. “You feel... so comfortable. Give me some more antidote.”

Xiao Xiao, Ju Zi, Wu Ming, Han Ruoruo...

Lin Ciyan: “I just want to slack off in peace, then go home. Why are they looking at me more and more strangely?”

“And Divine King Tang San, can you stop scheming? Your daughter’s practically giving me bedroom eyes. How is that my fault?”

As the increasingly chaotic love triangle spirals out of control, Lin Ciyan can only sigh at the sky:

“System! Is this slacking value guaranteed fresh? Why does it come with a critical hit of romantic luck?!”

I just want to slack off in peace, then go home. Why is that so hard?

This is a perfect path to salvation, one that uses the laziest attitude, the most outrageous cheats, and the most satisfying face-slaps, while also... saving everyone whose regrets were left unresolved!

[Ding! The Host has discovered a new way to lie flat. Slacking value +100!]

[Ding! The Host’s slacker cultivation method has shocked the continent’s residents. Slacking value +9999!]

And so begins a cultivation journey with a very unusual style.

Wherever the Sacred Radiant Qilin goes, even the original story’s tone starts to veer off course!

When Divine King Tang San’s schemes run into an immortal slacker who refuses to play by the rules, the course of fate begins to unravel.