A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Abyss

"Name?" "Jiang Xun." "Gender?" "Can't you see?" "We've got 108 genders here, male, female, genderless, genderfluid, toasters, hydraulic clamps... It's up to you, man." "Hydraulic clamps are considered gender?!" "Of course! Don't forget where this is! The City of Rust! The City of Freedom! Everything is free! Including your gender!" "...... Male" "Race?" "What? Aren't we all human?" "That's not necessarily true. For example, the woman in the corner always thinks she is a lobster. Or I, let me tell you quietly, I am the descendant of the third-generation robot A606 and a cat." "... People" An hour later. "Congratulations! You have officially become a platinum member of the Glitch Neon Bar! Enjoy a 20% discount when you top up!" "What?! Aren't you the Seventh District Identity Registration Office?" "Oh! Yes, yes! I am the front desk of the Faulty Neon Bar, and part-time clerk of the 7th District Identity Registration Office. Your identity information has been recorded, and I will register you later." "Is the platinum membership refunded to me?" "No, identity registration is a bonus as a platinum member of the bar! Refusing corporate gifts will not only prevent you from obtaining a legal identity, but may also affect your citizen credit score."