I've Already Broken My Oath, and You Still Want to Kidnap Me Morally?

I was the youngest legendary paladin ever, until I saw the Pope sacrifice the soul of an infant. I was framed, broke my oath and fell into darkness, and my former colleagues set up a dragnet to purge me. The red-robed bishop held the holy book and expressed his sorrow: "Have you forgotten your oath? Come back and face the trial, and God will forgive you!" I raised the long sword entwined with the Nether Fire, pointed at the trembling Pope behind him, and smiled: "Forgiveness? That is God's business. My mission is to send you to see him." (Adventure + Road Story + Multiple Heroines + Funny)