I Work 9 to 5 at S. H. I. E. L. D.

"What are you looking forward to? Introduction? Well, this is a book written by a retarded author who has never read comics and doesn't know how to pretend to understand. It is full of imagination and stitches together the messy settings of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men and so on. But it is just suitable for a fun-loving person like me who has a lot of tumors in his brain. Don't worry, it's okay. Marvel has read books more than once. By the way, let's get down to business. This is the story of the second eldest son of our Wilson family. The eldest son is Deathstroke, so I sometimes have to take him to DC to visit relatives. Finally, if the author doesn't write a good book, remember to tell me and I will put him in a dark room and take good care of him." --Love comes from the invincible, handsome and charming little bitch in the universe