My Followers Are from Teyvat

Chen Guan enshrined himself in a prank at Po Tao Temple in his hometown, but unexpectedly he became the only god connecting all realms. When Qin, the acting captain of Mondstadt, prayed to him for strength to protect his homeland, Chen looked at his body against Wu Zha and casually passed on the "Ninth Set of Radio Gymnastics" as a gift from the gods. The next day, Qin Yijian split open the ruins of Fenglong and prayed excitedly: "Thank you God for giving me the supreme holy law!" Meanwhile, Chen looked at the wall he punched through, lost in thought. As a result, the style of painting began to deviate—— Use "Sun Tzu's Art of War" to guide the Knights of the West Wind to sweep away monsters. Use KPI performance appraisal to reorganize the Mondstadt Administration Office. Use basic chemistry knowledge to help Lisa detonate the alchemy revolution! When Chen Guan's oracle spread throughout Teyvat via radio gymnastics, believers began to canonize him, and he quietly became a god on Earth. Until one day, the special department came to the door. The person in charge looked at the looming shadows of thousands of believers behind him and asked respectfully: "Chen Guan, regarding your private recruitment of legions from other worlds... I want to talk to you about cooperation."