I Taught You How to Cultivate Immortality, but You Said I Was Mentally Ill

From the scarecrows in mass graves to the ashes burned in spiritual gardens, all tenderness is a trap, and all redemption is a more severe curse. The following is a funny version of the introduction Lu Jin: Thank you for the invitation. I am in a mass grave. I have just cut down the resentful corpses. I have a scarecrow in my arms and a spiritual vein crystal in my hand. All I have in my mind is one thought - Immortality will never be abandoned. I will fight against anyone who betrays me! Lin Xuan: Thank you for the invitation. I am in a mental hospital. I have just finished drawing a picture of the immortal veins for a patient. I am holding a plastic spoon in my hand (an immortal tool given by the immortal master). All I have in my mind is one obsession - cultivating immortals to meet my mother. I will worry about whoever calls me mentally ill! Who would have thought that these two incomparable people have two souls? Lu Jin absorbed the remnant soul and refined it, thinking that he was hearing and seeing visions - why do people always call him "immortal master" or "mom"? Lin Xuanxiu saw the "immortal master" sincerely and thought that his merits were complete - why is it that the immortal master is always killing monsters, evading pursuit, and competing for survival? One is surrounded by evil spirits in the mass graves, fighting against the resentful corpses, and guarding against betrayal by the monks, and lives a tighter life than the resentful corpses; There is a man who teaches cultivating immortals, draws pictures of immortals, and criticizes fellow nurses and patients in the hospital. He is so crazy that he is more serious than anyone else. While Lu Jin was cutting water and evil spirits in the secret realm, Lin Xuan was teaching his patients to use glass beads to refine fairy crystals; When Lu Jin was bargaining at the Remnant Soul Market, Lin Xuan was shouting "Fairy Fire Appearance" into the flashlight. The two souls work together to pursue a career, and the result is: Lu Jin: This hallucination is becoming more and more realistic. If it continues like this, I will die together with the remaining soul! Lin Xuan: The immortal master test is getting more and more difficult. It doesn't matter. I am sincere in cultivating immortality and I will definitely be able to see my mother! Patient & Friar: Are these two a pair of lunatics?