What, Does Nangong Shuiniu Not Look Like a Sword Immortal?

“Buddy, do you know who I am? I’m a Sword Immortal! The Azure Abyss Sword Immortal, Nangong Shuiniu!!! Back in my day, I reached the Knowing Realm at twelve, comprehended the Dao and became a Sword Immortal at sixteen, and slew that… Hey, hey, hey, put down your phone, buddy. I mean, I’m a big shot with a reputation, so isn’t it a little inappropriate to give me only four pieces in a box of Original Recipe chicken? How about adding two more? Once my cultivation is restored, I’ll make you the head receptionist of the Azure Abyss Sword Sect.” … Nangong Shuiniu, a top sword cultivator, transmigrated to a modern city after an accident. I’ve spent my whole life practicing the sword. Can’t I take some time to enjoy myself? He’d planned to slack off and enjoy the good life of living with a rich older woman, but unexpectedly discovered the undercurrents roiling beneath the city’s placid surface. He sighed. “My sword is still as sharp as ever.”