Ordinary Life of Konoha Ninja

(Relaxing and funny, single female protagonist, Buddhist style) "Brother Aqing, how long will this war last?" "It won't stop, not until the ninjas are off the stage." "Brother Aqing, let's get married after we return to the village. How about I give you two children, a boy and a girl!" "Stop putting a flag behind my back. If you do it again, I'll turn into a hedgehog."